All Hope Is Lost

Levi: I thought the number of Zelda stories on Fanfiction.net were exceptional. I seem to have been wrong all this time. Both Shino and I went onto Fanfiction and looked up how many Game stories there were compared to other sections of the Fanfiction community. The numbers don't make a lick of sense for me.

Honestly, I believe that goths, emos and anime/sugoku kawaii retards have just burned down your house. Meaning they took over the world. At least, the fanfiction part of it anyway. I think it's obvious to me now just how many geeks like to write about stuff they've READ about rather than something totally new. Honestly, get some originality.

Now, a word from our sponsors, Shino & co.

Shino: *holding a mic* And the votes are in! Here are the rounded up numbers of the top 5 fanfictions in the Game category:

GAMES
1. Kingdom Hearts - 28,000
2. Final Fantasy VII - 19,000
3. Pokemon - 17,000
4. Final Fantasy VIII - 11,000
5. Zelda - 11,000

Holy crap, I knew Kingdom Hearts was good, but never THIS good! And how the crap did POKEMON of all things get in there!? I don't even KNOW what FF VIII is about, and Zelda just BARELY made it. How sad. Any comments Levi?

Levi: Solid proof that little kids and/or creepy old guys use Fanfiction. Honestly, POKEMON? Shame, shame, SHAME. Now back to you, Shino.

Shino: Thank you Levi! And now for the top 5 in the Anime/Manga category:

ANIME/MANGA
1. Naruto - 105,000
2. Inuyasha - 76,000
3. Yu-Gi-Oh! - 43,000
4. Gundam Wing - 39,000
5. Dragon Ball Z - 29,000

Oooh! The highest Game fanfiction wouldn't even be on this list! There were some other worthy series also like Sailor Moon, Card Captor Sakura, Fullmetal Alchemist, etc. but they just didn't cut it. Also, notice that all these stories are OVER NINE-THOUSAAAAAAAND!!! XDDDD

And now some other randomly high-numbered fanfictions:

Harry Potter - 327,000
Lord of the Rings - 40,000
Star Wars - 19,000
CSI - 18,000
Pirates of the Caribbean - 15,000

And just for fun:

Bible - 2,000

Levi: With that many Harry Potter stories, I wonder if there is such thing as a "good idea" anymore when it comes to writing a story in that section. Absolutely amazing. I almost feel ashamed for being a Zelda writer. Fear not, I won't change sides. Zelda is my pimp, after all.

And WOW. The number of Zelda stories is only 3.4% of the Harry Potter stories. Allow me to grab the noose and find a high spot.

Shino: So we can go hang all the Harry Potter emo writers. :P We're gonna need a looooot of rope to hang them all. Or we could tell them there's a Harry Potter Fair on the edge of a cliff then just trip them with one rope! THINK OF HOW GOOD THAT IS TO THE ENVIRONMENT!!! Any last words, Levi?

Levi: ... *swinging off a branch*

Shino: He's only on the swing set. It's okay. He still needs to live to kill all the emos in the world. It's a never-ending battle, really.

Levi: Join us in the Gamer's CRUSADE!!!