Stop! Puddin' Time!

Levi: GUESS WHAT I FRIGGIN' MADE!? PUDDIN'!

I love my puddin'! It tastes sooo goods. Anyway, why did I make da puddin's? I was bored and hungry.

Why was I bored!? Because Lorien be grounded! It suxorz D: She got grounded for yelling at Craig (her brother) for bringing all his friends into her room. I dunna get it either D:

Anyway, I'm gonna recount what I did this week. I went swimming with Lorien and her sister and Lauren (family friend) on Monday, and we had mooch fun. It was friggin' hot OUTSIDE of the pool, and once you were inside, it was friggin' COLD. Me and Lorien tried desperately to dunk each other's heads inside of the water. It worked out quite well. I also tried to convince her to go on the diving board, but she says she has little kid memories. I don't care what kind of memories she has! She will go off the diving board! GRR.

Oh yeah! I hung out with Lorien on Wednesday, and we played with my ever so long hair (well, it's not THAT long; have you seen it when it was Jimmy Hendrix long!?). We flipped out the ends of it with a straight iron (I notice the irony that we are curling my hair with a STRAIGHT iron; weird), and it looked ever so cute. :D

Hmm, I should post pictures of my BEFORE and AFTER pictures of hair length.

BEFORE!!!

AFTER!?

Q LOOKING SEXY!!!

Lessee... What else is gonna happen. Oh yeah, me and Lorien and a couple of her friends and other hoo-haas are gonna go to some Sandy Fair thing next Wednesday. GUESS WHAT!? That's 4th of July! WOOT! Me and Lorien gonna go lookit da fireworks! OOOOOOH BABY!

Oh yeah, speaking of which, Mr. Munro used to say that all the time (Mr. Munro be my former orchestra teacher), and Lorien HATED it when he said that. So, I bug her about it and say Oh Baby all da timez. Oh baby, oh baby.


ZOMG! I forgot to say the MOST important of news! My beloved chinchilla, Chico, died a few weeks ago! HOW COULD I FORGET TO SAY THAT!? DAMN YOU SHINO!!! You forgot to tell all the people (population: 0) that Chico died! Now, let us have this time to remember my beloved Chico...

A Gray World

Shino: k, check out this comedian. What he says is soooo true! One day, all the white, black, brown, red, yellow, and who knows any other colored people will mix to make a great big gray/beige colored people. You can't deny it!

Russell Peters

And the mixed people he makes up at the end, and the whole Indian/Chinese wedding!? Funny as hell man!! XD

Oh yeah, here's another funny one of his act. White people, PLEASE beat your kids!

Another one

*EDIT* Ok, for some reason, the first link doesn't work. So just click the second one, and in the "Related" section, click on the "Russell Peters whole world's mixing" video.

m00zik

Shino: Downloading some songs from NewGrounds.com right now. They're known more for their flashes, but they have a lot of songs too. I like techno... |-D

Just wanted to also say that I just bought the game "Under the Skin" and "Samurai Legend: Musashi". Levi bought some war game. I can understand how they're fun, I just don't play 'em.

Another reason why I'm here is I just remembered something funny. You know the car company Mitsubishi, right? Now, for some reason, I always think of Mitsu Bishies, aka The 3 Bishies. Bishies being short for Bishounens. Ah gawd, I'm so retarded I'm ashamed of myself. (-o-;) I should of put this in my last-few-posts-ago post about all the car crap.

Oooh! Another funny thing! You have GOT to go check out Red vs Blue. Go look it on YouTube or somethin'. It's created by Rooser Teeth, but I can't remember their exact website. I probably have it bookmarked too, but I'm too lazy to go click my 'Bookmarks' button that's just a mere inches above this right now. It'd probably just take a flick of the wrist too to move my mouse up there, but meh, oh well.

ANYWAYS!!! Back to what I remembered. A part from some episode of Red vs Blue:

guy#1: Oh yeah, I forgot. You're a pussyfest
guy#2: What? No! I'm a pacifist!
guy#1: Same thing.
guy#3: Those things babies suck on?
guy#1: No, that's a pacifier.

Green

Shino: HOLY CRAP. No, seriously. I just went to the bathroom, and my crap was FREAKIN' GREEN. Not just kinda green, or a mixed green, or a dark green, it was completely GREEN. (o.O)

What? Don't look at me like that. At least I didn't take a picture of it and showed it to you all. Unlike ratemypoo.com or whatever. Gah! That's just so sick! And yet still funny... |-D Ha ha ha ha. I remember when I was younger my crap would be all sick cuz I didn't eat healthy (at least I think so), but I haven't had a weird piece of poo for YEARS!!!

Anyway, off the exciting topic of poo, here's some funny stick figure action!:

Stick Figures on Crack

Stick Figures on Crack 2

Stick Figures on Crack 3

Check out that guy, PivotMasterDX's other stuff too if you want. They're pretty short, funny, and just a few of them.

I need a hobby!

Levi: GAH! I am bored out of my MIND today! Lemme recount what has happened.

First off, I woke up and talked to Lorien on Yahoo messenger. We got into a bit of an argument, but it ended pretty quickly. Woot. I called her afterwards and we talked about "interesting" topics. I won't get into that.

We were talking, when she asked if I would hang out today. Since it's summer break (FINALLY, BITCH!), we try to hang out more than we already did before. She said that her friends would be there too (oooooh, ladies all around me!) and we could just play games and other fun stuff. I said I probably could, but Lorien called me back fifteen minutes later telling me that her dad did not approve. Apparently, the thought of one boy surrounded by three girls was not a pleasant thought for him.

So, it turns out that I can't hang out with her today. I DID watch a DVD with her yesterday, but that's hardly enough for my "craving". We watched "Stranger than Fiction"! I LOVE that movie :D

Speaking of which, I forgot my jacket at her house yesterday, so she brought it over today and dropped it off. She said that she wore it because it was friggin' COLD, and that it would smell of her perfume. I threw it on the floor after she gave it to me, and then realized that I was friggin' cold too. I threw the jacket on and the smell of apple perfume filled the air. MY GOD I LOVE THE APPLES! I keep sniffing the hood of my jacket to smell the apples. Mmmmmm :P

So, after that, it's been about six hours since I've seen her, and I'm bored out of my mind. Which is why I need a friggin' hobby to do while I'm bored/not with Lorien!

Guess what I freakin' did for those six hours!? I played freakin' RuneScape! I collected herbs for all that time, and I only gained TWO levels in Herblore. What a rip!

Hehe, that reminds me of what Jillian (Lorien's bigger sister) was saying when I was at their house. She was saying that at the dollar store, you needed $1.05 rather than just one dollar, and was yelling, "GOD! A dollar five? WHAT A RIP!!!" and Lorien was like, "Oh, it's just five cents," And then Jillian was like, "Yeah! But if I bought twenty things, that's a whole DOLLAR MORE!!!"

*sigh of laughter* Man, good times, good times. Speaking of which, our argument earlier was about Jillian. I just have a strange problem with Lorien talking about Jillian's past (which I won't get into). I don't even know WHY I'm so bothered by her talking about it, but we agreed to not talk about it, because it upsets me quite a bit. Don't ask me why. WHY GOD, WHY!?

So, I'm bored again. Typing this blog is a nice time taker upper though. Nice. My mom wants to go to McDonald's to get some sundays. I should probably go. But think of the calories! Haha, just kidding. Lorien keeps making fun of me and how I check the health labels on foods. She says that I count calories, and that I should fatten up. I make fun of her back by calling her fat. But you can't call girls fat! They take it too seriously! I don't want an anarexic (if that's how you spell) Lorien! She's not REALLY fat, but it's so much fun to call her that.

Yep. You can TELL just how bored I am. I need a f*cking hobby. *sob sob* I'm so alone! I want my Lorien! Although, sitting in front of the computer and HOPING that she'll get on Yahoo messenger won't help me. I KNOW that she won't get on (because she's hanging out with friends!), but a guy needs a little bit of faith, okay? Leave my ghetto ass alone!

Automobiles

Shino: Dude, is that even HOW you spell "automobile"? It looks weird... ( >.>) Also, did you see the new quote? Yeah, couldn't remember anything funny. Dang! Cuz I had a few in my head just last week! This is (kinda) from the anime "Rozen Maiden". I just started watching it a few days ago, and it's pretty cute/cool. Fighting antique-like dolls? Can it get any cooler than that!? (yeah, probably actually)

Now, to just get this out of my brain:
-Remember that movie "Pathfinder" a few months ago? Heh heh...Isn't that a car name?
-You know that kinda new car called "Avenger"? Heehee! That's what Sasuke calls himself! XD (You stupid Narutard!)
-Whenever I see or hear about a "Mustang", I automatically think of the character Roy Mustang from Fullmetal Alchemist... (-_-;) Too much anime, Shino, waaaaaay too much.

That reminds me. Sometimes when I play games, I'll yell at myself when I mess up. I know some people yell at the game, but I actually yell at MYSELF. Like, "NOOOOO!!! Stupid Shino! I said go RIGHT! Not down!!" I've only met like one or two other people who do this, and some people think it's weird while others jsut accept some people are like this. People are weird. >| - ][ (Yes, this IS a face, it's a mad, lazy closed eyes, with his lips pursed)

ALSO! It's sooooooo freakin' cold right now! It rained yesterday, so I wore a sweater yesterday, and now today, I'm wearing a long sleeved shirt! IN JUNE!!! It was sweatin' hot just a few days ago! And it's gonna get that way again in a few days. And probably for the rest of the summer. I still don't know if I like HOT vs COLD. I hate sweating, but shivering isn't fun either, ya know?