Oh wah! Do you ever stop nagging!?

Shino: So like the day RIGHT after the last post, I went to Barnes again while X-mas shopping (which I didn't do anyways >:P ) and I finished ZOMBIE POWDER.!!! DX CRAP!! There's only 4 books, cuz Tite Kubo stopped writing it to work on BLEACH! BTW, did you know you HAVE to have that period ( . ) at the end of the title? ZOMBIE POWDER.? (<- See! Period!!)

Also on the same day I finished ZOMBIE POWDER., I also finished watching all the Avatar episodes I had missed! There was only like 13 anyways!!! AAAAAAUUUUUUGGGH!!!!! DDDDX So now, with nothing left to do, I started watching EYESHIELD 21, that football manga by Jump Comics. I'd been wanting to watch/read Gintama, D.Gray-man, Reborn! and Eyeshield 21 for almost a year, and I'm really glad that I've at least started watching them. |D Even though I've noticed that I like the original in anything, in this case the manga came before the anime, but it's the best I can do for now. I GUESS I could go download the manga chapters online, but just watching the anime is faster... I think......

One thing I've noticed in some stories is the "Mary-Sue" characters. I think Mary-Sue's were the kind of characters that seem to be perfect/cliche/able to do anything. Like Ootori Kyouya from Ouran High-School Host Club, Guu from Jungle wa Itsumo Hale nochi Guu, Reborn from Reborn!, and Hiruma Youichi from Eyeshield 21. It's like they can control anything and anyone!! They know when every thing's gonna happen, or can pretty much read minds and seem like nothing can stop them...! If you think about it it's kinda annoying, but when you watch them it's just too funny to care.

Oh yeah, I COULD probably do some kind of art during this break, but I probably won't. |D I'm just content on watching anime right now. Which sucks though cuz at my mom's place we have a monthly bandwidth limit. :'( And I work pretty much this whole Christmas week. At least I'm FINALLY quitting my job. LAZY TO THE MAXX!!!

(Favorite saying from recent anime's: YA HA!! [Eyeshield 21], KYOKUGEN!! and VOOOOIII!! [both Reborn!]. )

Reborned

Shino: Ooooooh man...! I just watched like all 61 episodes of 家庭教師ヒットマンREBORN! aka Kateikyoushi(Katekyo) Hitman REBORN aka just REBORN! in the US in like under 2 weeks!! XD Go me! But now I'm soooo sad cuz there's no more new episodes! Now I have to wait like a normal person! (TT^TT) OH NOES!!1 DX

And when I went to Barnes & Noble yesterday to read manga (cuz that's where we always go to read manga), they only had volume 2 out when I think there's like already 7. :( The only kinda good thing is that I just read ZOMBE POWDER by the BLEACH guy, Tite Kubo. XD Yay!



Now that school's over (for now) I have a loooooot of free time and now I have no REBORN to amuse me! But luckily, I still have Avatar: The Last Airbender!! XD I haven't watched a single episode this whole third season aka book three, so I have like 15 episodes to catch up on! 8D BTW, did I ever mention how much I LOVE the " XD " face? I use it a lot but meh, that's how I feel. I'm so grateful(?) for emoticons and little faces! \(^0^)/

Scribbles! XD

Shino: GO PLAY THIS GAME NOW!!! (click on picture below.) It's a game called Scribble 2, and you have to connect dots to make pictures with your mouse! Sounds easy right? Too bad you're timed and you don't know where the next number is sometimes! XDDD

I got a Lv.4, which is bad. 1 is best, 5 worst. :( Levi got a Lv.2 the first time, but then kept doing worse after that. :)


So I tried the original Scribble, and it was kinda...not smooth. It was waaaay harder than Scribble 2. It wouldn't tell you where the next number was, and...I think some other bad stuff but I forgot. I JUST played it like 2 minutes ago though! How could I forget already what it was like!? BECAUSE I'M A TORPEDO!! (Bo-bobo reference. :P)


And now for something not entirely different, a sneak peak presentation!

I couldn't resist

Shino: LAST HOMEWORK FOR STATICS!!! DDDDX (<- I'm happy BTW) So sometimes on the HW for that class, I just BARELY use the top part then have aaaaall that empty space left. And since I was too tired to do more HW but not tired enough to waste over half an hour to doodle, I tried drawing this ^.

It started out as just a guy, but then I STILL had empty space, so I just filled the rest up with crap. Meh, who cares. (-.-) I've seen a few people drawing on their homeworks and thought it was bad cuz it's not professional but, WHO THE CRAP CARES!!? XD And I wanted to try it out, ok? I wonder what the grader will think of this......

Tales of the Union, part III

Shino: I have a class in half an hour, then a lab after that, but I don't know if I should even GO to that first class. It's just reviewing for the test tomorrow anyways... Yeah, I don't think I'll go. Wow, you're a very good convincer! 8D

Something I thought funny since last year but totally forgot until now is that when you log out of the computers here in the main building, it asks you "Are you sure you want to log out!?" Yes, with an exclamation point. So the first few times I was like, "AAH!! AM I sure I want to log out!? I don't know anymore!! DX" but now I know better than to believe the computer, even if it's important enough to yell at me.

I haven't read an actual book in a while. The last books I read were "The Da Vinci Code" and "The Alchemist" which are both cool BTW. I've been thinking of reading Eragon's second book, "Eldest" but now I don't think I want to read that series anymore. Oh yeah, the Eragon Trilogy (it's actually called the Inheritance Cycle but NOBODY calls it that I don't think) is actually gonna be 4 books now I read somewhere. Quintology?

So the only other book I HAVE to read right now is Harry Potter 7. Yes yes, probably half the world just gasped simultaneously right now. You all owe me a nickel for each breath you take, you know. I invented air. What? You can't disprove it. >:) So anyways, back on track now, I should read Harry Potter 7 sometime. Case closed.

Oh yeah, Levi said in the last post that he got a platinum in all the levels on Link's Crossbow Training, but that's all a LIE. He needs ONE more! And I'm sure it's been almost 2 weeks of owning that game. Which reminds me, I should finish Twilight Princess soon too. And I'll make SURE to tell you after I actually DO finish it, unlike some liars I know. Actually, I'm pretty sure all liars lie.

Also, the quote at the top is something I totally made out of the blue when my family was playing very badly executed charades. Except when I said it it was originally, "If a mime gets killed in a forest, does he make a sound?" Then we all laughed for like 4 minutes, then we started rephrasing it to make it sound like the actual quote, so now it's "If a mime falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" I'm such a freakin' genius sometimes. This is such an amazing quote that I wouldn't be surprised if it's already been done before. That's the sad thing about life, you think you're the first, but you're NOT!

Well, I WAS thinking of just rambling on some more, but I guess this has gotten pretty long already. Plus, it kinda had nothing to do about my union. I'm just typing it there. And this computer's keyboard is hard to push so it hurts my fingers.

Platinum Crossbow

Levi: Heh, so anyways, after only a week of owning Link's Crossbow Training, I have gotten a platinum medal on EVERY level. Pretty awesome.

Movies

Levi: Anyway, last week I saw two movies. First, I rented "The Good, the Bad and the Ugly" and it was AWESOME. I wanted to see it because I never had, so yeah. My dad said he was going to watch another movie, but it turned out that he watched it with me. He didn't remember anything from the movie.

Secondly, I saw "Across the Universe" at the theatre. It was a really good movie, even for a musical. It wasn't one of those fake-happy piles of poop. Kinda had some depressing-ish parts, I guess. Not quite, because all of the music is about being happy and how looooove is gonna get yo' ass up. Yeah, The Beatles can do that.

Lights and a Crossbow

Levi: Soooo! Last weekend I got to operate the spotlight for our school play. It was pretty normal for the first two days, but the last day was really funny because I started talking to the stage crew guys on the headset. They are funny people :D Like this one time, a guy said, "Thomas is a descendant of Chuck Norris; therefore, he is a Chuck Norris!" "A Chuck Norris? Is that like an occupation?"

Hehehe. We were laughing for a good minute with that one.

Anyway, I also got Link's Crossbow Training, and it's pretty fun. A lot better than I expected. If I do good enough, maybe I can get the platinum medal? *drool*

WAHTS' THISS!!?!?/11?

Shion: Olrihgt! I am soooo readdy to type in the n00binexx !!1

BUTT!!! LO ADN behold!! Whats' htis!!? I am of the deone of my homeowrk already!!???// XDDDD YESSSSSit is tso!!! It only tookith me of one halfhour and one full hour jes?!!11?!! I dint' thinkg is was een possibles! XD It usualy takes me likes days!!!

Yeah, i'm having waaaay too much fun tuping liek this man! !! XD Well, buess that's wall I wanted to say. ::P

Oh wait, qctually , thers'e more. Sometihng I forgot to say in the last post. The reason why i mentioinesd the dead kitties is upcuz I've seen a LOT of dead animals since I sarted driving. So sad, eh? (TT_TT) Well, I think that's it.can't remember more. ::PXP

OH NO!!!

Shino: *does dramatic Yugi face* Yeah, I dunno why I did that too... Probably cuz I'm gonna have to sign up for next semester's classes AGAIN. Gosh! It's like I have to do this every year! (/sarcasm)

Also, just today and Sunday, I saw TWOOOOO dead kitties. Not just cats, kitties. (TT^TT) Boobooboo!!! (Not to be mistaken for Bo-bobo)

Also, another picture from the Naruto anime with Kishimoto Masashi hidden in there. One Piece is cooler cuz you get to play "Where's Pandaman?" :P

My Songs!

Levi: So anyway, I couldn't figure out how to get my songs onto the internet, so I just made videos of them on YouTube. Listen to them! I worked hard on these songs!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDUENqRzujo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uieiSae3zOo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7nRZ8_TOIU&NR=1

Mind you, they're all electronic songs. I think they are AWESOME! These are the coolest songs I've ever heard from a guy named Levi!

Oh wow

Shino: WOAH. My eyes just started to hurt all of a sudden... Must be lookin' at the screen too long. Just finished watching another Naruto movie. Movie 3. This one was waaaay better than 1 and 2. I dunno what the heck was wrong with those two. All these machines and stuff...

Oh woops, getting sidetracked again. One of my many super powers. |P Well, I was just munching on our MANY halloween leftover candy, and stumbled upon THIS!!! *points up at picture* Scream and go hide your children from such a monstrosity!! THE EVIL GREEN DEMENTED M&M!!!! *faints from the sheer horror of it all*

Silly, Silly Dreams

Levi: So, I've been trying to record every single dream I've had as of recent, but I seem to be failing miserably. For some reason, the dreams just escape your grasp as you finally pick up the pen and paper to write it down. However! I have been able to record just a few. They seem to do with Zelda a lot :( I feel so ashamed :P
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1. Me and Papa are wandering a city resembling Tokyo in search of a man named Ganon. We come to a café and are discussing our plans when an old Mexican lady says she can give us advice; for a price, however. My dad givers her some money, and we follow her to her house. We wind past a lot of alleyways, then come to a gypsy or fortune-teller-like home. The lady tells us that Ganon has an umbrella that he always has on him 24/7. Apparently, my dad already knew that, so he got mad at the lady and stormed out the room.

2. I was looking at a bridge from a view of a security camera. The bridge resembled the Lake Hylia bridge. There was a crack in the bridge, and a lot of cars flew into the lake below. For some reason, nobody seemed to take too much notice of it, regardless of the fact many people were screaming. A big rig flew into the depths below and exploded.

3. I wake up every morning, just like I normally do, and I walk down to the bus stop. Every morning, however, I would see this black haired girl standing around and staring into blank space. Also, I see these two old ladies jogging by (just like in real life). A few weeks pass where I do this, but on the day of my birthday (for some reason, it was still fall), the girl started yelling Spanish words to the old ladies, and they responded in Spanish too. As I walked passed, the girl said, “Atchii” (like “hot” in Japanese), and I responded with, “Atchii desuka?” and the girl says, “Hay, atchii atchii.”

I get to the bus stop, and as the bus is coming, the girl comes up to me and yells, “Where’s Levi!?” I finally say that I’m Levi, and she says that she needs to get me a birthday present. I ask her why, and she says that it’s because she’s my stepsister’s cousin (when I don’t even have a stepsister) and she needs to get a present the size of a small box (she made a hand gesture of how large it should be). I say okay, and we go back to my house (I seem to have completely forgotten about the bus) and I try to find something that I don’t have that I would like to have. We search my room and the bathroom, when the girl asked me why I had a toilet in the bathroom. I hesitantly respond, “So I can go to the bathroom.”

After a long time, she asks the same question again. After a REALLY long time, I say, “So… I can use the toilet.” And then the dream ended.
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Strange? I hope so. I will definitely try to write down as many dreams as I can; after all, I RARELY have them ever. Just recently I started getting them :(

Typing Power, Pen Power

Levi: Ya' know what's weird? I can type like a champion (and I rub it in everyone's face; I have a typing speed of 70 words per minute with little to no mistakes), yet I continue to use the conventional method of writing stories: I use the good ol' pen and clipboard method. I usually sit outside, listening to the wind through the trees, or I may secretly write for an hour after my bedtime, in the lowlight of my lamp. Personally, I prefer method two. For some reason, writing in a bright area just isn't my thing. Poorly lit areas are just my deal, ya' know what I'm sayin'?

Anyway, what I don't get is that while I enjoy writing with something a bit more physical, I can't stand writing in a journal in my, uh, journal. It just hurts my haaaaaand. So, I prefer to type. However, I just noticed that I don't, in fact, have a computer-journal. I was just reading my old blog posts back from 2006, and I love looking back on my old journal entries! I also loved the old photo of all my old friends :(. So touching, so touching. I have also noticed that my grammar and English skills have quadrupled in the last year alone. Honestly, I believe that I am a writing CHAMP right now (however, still very far away from writing novels). Though, I am planning on writing a novel in the next few years. Shino and my dad know about what I might use as an idea, and I might stick to it :)

You know, that kind of reminds me of that Christopher Paolini dude; he wrote his book when he was FIFTEEN. Remarkable! Even at that, I was disappointed by his second book, Eldest. It just didn't go anywhere for a majority of it. More disappointing was the movie, however. A disgrace to my eyes!

Well, I guess all I'm saying is that I'm going to be using this blog a looot more than I do now. If you didn't know, I hardly even used this blog last year at all. I would make fairly erratic updates, and it was pretty much Shino's blog. BUT I SHALL CONQUER! Succumb to my prowess, Shino, because my reign of... um, Leviness will crash down heavily!

Edit: Hmm, I didn't talk about the pen and paper thing very much. So, are you wondering WHY I use a pen and paper?

The truth is, I type SO FAST that literally all my thoughts and words fly past my mind. So, when I try to type stories, they just appear on the screen TOO FAST, so I don't even know WHAT I typed! I find myself reusing the same words over and over, odd ideas coming out of nowhere, and grammatical errors all over the place.

So, why use a pen and paper? Because I write super slow. That way, everything I do is ENGRAVED into my brain, so I CAN'T use the same word twice in the same paragraph, and I know exactly what's happening :). Just as a tidbit, chapter 1 & 2 of my story "Calm Before the Storm" were typed, while every other chapter was hand written. Yay for me.

Delays and an Update

Levi: So, I was working on my latest chapter and threw away two versions. I kept the second one, though, because the thing that I WROTE on was kind of silly. I got an idea while I was sitting in the car, waiting for my dad to come back from someplace. With nothing to write on, I found a letter-type-thingy in the glove box. So, I unfolded it and wrote on it.

A seemingly boring-looking car-letter...

But now it's my writing scratch paper! MUAHAHAHAHA!

Anyway, you must be thinking that what's on that paper might be a spoiler. Here's a hint: it's not. I threw that idea away, remember?

Now, onto the update part of this post. I know there's quite a bit left until I'm done, but I'm please to announce that I've finished Chapter 9! *cheers* So, the end 'tis nigh! MUAHAHA!

All Hope Is Lost

Levi: I thought the number of Zelda stories on Fanfiction.net were exceptional. I seem to have been wrong all this time. Both Shino and I went onto Fanfiction and looked up how many Game stories there were compared to other sections of the Fanfiction community. The numbers don't make a lick of sense for me.

Honestly, I believe that goths, emos and anime/sugoku kawaii retards have just burned down your house. Meaning they took over the world. At least, the fanfiction part of it anyway. I think it's obvious to me now just how many geeks like to write about stuff they've READ about rather than something totally new. Honestly, get some originality.

Now, a word from our sponsors, Shino & co.

Shino: *holding a mic* And the votes are in! Here are the rounded up numbers of the top 5 fanfictions in the Game category:

GAMES
1. Kingdom Hearts - 28,000
2. Final Fantasy VII - 19,000
3. Pokemon - 17,000
4. Final Fantasy VIII - 11,000
5. Zelda - 11,000

Holy crap, I knew Kingdom Hearts was good, but never THIS good! And how the crap did POKEMON of all things get in there!? I don't even KNOW what FF VIII is about, and Zelda just BARELY made it. How sad. Any comments Levi?

Levi: Solid proof that little kids and/or creepy old guys use Fanfiction. Honestly, POKEMON? Shame, shame, SHAME. Now back to you, Shino.

Shino: Thank you Levi! And now for the top 5 in the Anime/Manga category:

ANIME/MANGA
1. Naruto - 105,000
2. Inuyasha - 76,000
3. Yu-Gi-Oh! - 43,000
4. Gundam Wing - 39,000
5. Dragon Ball Z - 29,000

Oooh! The highest Game fanfiction wouldn't even be on this list! There were some other worthy series also like Sailor Moon, Card Captor Sakura, Fullmetal Alchemist, etc. but they just didn't cut it. Also, notice that all these stories are OVER NINE-THOUSAAAAAAAND!!! XDDDD

And now some other randomly high-numbered fanfictions:

Harry Potter - 327,000
Lord of the Rings - 40,000
Star Wars - 19,000
CSI - 18,000
Pirates of the Caribbean - 15,000

And just for fun:

Bible - 2,000

Levi: With that many Harry Potter stories, I wonder if there is such thing as a "good idea" anymore when it comes to writing a story in that section. Absolutely amazing. I almost feel ashamed for being a Zelda writer. Fear not, I won't change sides. Zelda is my pimp, after all.

And WOW. The number of Zelda stories is only 3.4% of the Harry Potter stories. Allow me to grab the noose and find a high spot.

Shino: So we can go hang all the Harry Potter emo writers. :P We're gonna need a looooot of rope to hang them all. Or we could tell them there's a Harry Potter Fair on the edge of a cliff then just trip them with one rope! THINK OF HOW GOOD THAT IS TO THE ENVIRONMENT!!! Any last words, Levi?

Levi: ... *swinging off a branch*

Shino: He's only on the swing set. It's okay. He still needs to live to kill all the emos in the world. It's a never-ending battle, really.

Levi: Join us in the Gamer's CRUSADE!!!

She's at the University!

Levi: I should do my math homework. Speaking of which, my homework takes up about half the page just to do. Not nearly as bad as a whole page, but still irritating. Math is ALWAYS the class that I run out of paper in! I even stock up extra paper just so I can be prepared, yet I still run out. Curse ye, paper gods.

Hmm, time for some school-related news. My English teacher said I was too good for the ordinary English class, so he strongly suggested I joing Honors English. I probably will; that way, I don't have to deal with Casey, Jordan and creepy-emo-looking-kid trying to cheat off of me during class. They're all my buddies (except for creepy-emo-looking-kid), but it's annoying how DUMB they are when it comes to sentence structure. Casey once asked me what "subsequently" meant. I think he asked what "despite" meant too.

Might I add that I'm sucking at Spanish class? Don't ask me why; I did good last year, but I just can't get the hang of it this time around. I'm getting too old for this. Hmm, I just checked my assignments that I've turned into that class, but the numbers don't add up. Should I not be getting a better grade? I shall consult the teacheress.

Casey asked what "consult" meant too.

Anyway, what in the world am I DOING here? I have this amazing urge to write my story, yet I can't get the juices flowing. I guess I'll use the maaaagical method that my dad uses when it comes to art. Just make random stuff, and that'll usually get the gears turning.

Oh god, I just used two ways to say "work". I said "gears turning" and "juices flowing". I feel so smart.

Where's Shino?

Shino: I just did ONE math problem, and it took almost a whole page. Wow. Haven't had one of those for a while. But there are still times when only one problem takes up two, sometimes even THREE pages. (XoX) Oh yeah, and now you all know what my folder looks like. Some kinda Hello Kitty thing I got like 6 years ago. WHAT!!!? Six whole years ago!? *doesn't remember anything*

Oh yeah, I'm at Levi's place for the week. I didn't really want to go trick-or-treating cuz of FREAKING HOMEWORK!!! ...but I'm gonna go for a little bit anyways. I mean, come ON! It's freakin' FREE candy!! I couldn't think of a cool costume so I'll just be a ninja pirate.

Look at this very sad wood. He's sad cuz he's not a real wood. He's just one of the many fake woods in that fake fireplace. :(

Guilty Speaking

Levi: So I'm at my mom's friend's house, and I just ate some yummy pot roast. It was really good! They've got some yummy cheese too. I think I just overused the word yummy. GRR.

Hmm, that makes me think. My writing "policy" states that I may not reuse the same adjective, noun or verb in the same page of something. Don't ask me why; ask the book, "The First Five Pages". That book has changed my life. Monotonicity is a sin!

Anyway, I feel so guilty right now. A perfectly good UEA weekend (it's a school-off weekend where all the teachers meet up and talk about crap in Utah), yet I haven't even started on the next chapter of my story. And to think, I'm not going to update until I FINISH the story! BOOHOO!

Well, I feel that there will be a large hiatus for this story. But fear not; the end is still nigh. Look at that as either a good thing or a bad thing. I guess that the end means I can finally sleep at night, while it also means that you can't read anymore beautiful literature and explain to your schoolteacher why you didn't do your homework. SAAAAAD SAAAAAD READER!!!

Well, goodnight and fairwell. I have a feeling that I said that completely wrong.

Tales of the Union, part II

Shino: So I'm gonna be at Levi's place for a few days, bring him back with me over the weekend, then stay again at his place from like monday to...I dunno, wednesday? Hm, do you capitalize the name of days? Oh well.

I'm really starting to get into Gintama. Especially the last episode I saw, 21 I think, was so freakin' funny! XD Too bad I was watching it at school so I couldn't laugh out loud as much, but just thinking about that show brightens up my day. Yeah, anime is my anti-depressant. Yesh, that includes manga too. Ugh, I dun wanna do HW and go to class after this...!

So, funny story time. *children yell happily* *hands out candy to children* This has happened for the last 3 times in a row. My gas in my car would start getting low, so I'm thinking, "Oh, I better fill it up soon, but I'll wait till the warning light comes on so it's even more empty." But then the gas prices would go up like a whole 10 cents THE DAY BEFORE I FILL UP MY GAS. Yeah, it's happened 3 times in a row now. What's even worse is that 2 of the 3 times, gas prices would go down like a cent a day for 2 weeks, then again! Before I fill up my car it goes up higher than before! Gosh!

So lights and lamps are still dying on me everyday and night still. Especially when I'm driving to work. There's like 6 lights under this brige, and EVERY time I drive under/near it, one goes out. Going, AND coming back from work. That's 2 times a night! Then sometimes they come back on after I leave. So weird, so weird......

Speaking of lights, I notice that when I'm driving and it isn't that busy, lights change on me. Like I'll be the ONLY car driving to a light, it's green so I'm thinking, "Woohoo! I'm gonna make it!" But the light starts turning red before I even finish thinking this. And even if a speed up I know I won't make it. It especially seems to happen when I'm coming home from work. Yeah, I seem to notice a lot more things when coming home from work. Or late at night. Levi seems like that too where we're more creative/funnier, and notice things more during the night.

Dang. Still 10 minutes left. Aw dang it! I could of been listening to music right now! Oh yeah, speaking of music and my love of Gintama from before, I'm singing the opening song, Pray by Tommy february6, like 20 times a day. And I still love it. It's just such a cute, bouncy, fun song! Levi and I had the 2nd ending song, Mr.Raindrop by amplitude, stuck in our heads like last week. That's a really catchy cute song too. :P And there's only like 3 lines/verses/sentences. Yeah, Levi and I had like a 2 minute argument on what to call song lines/verses/sentences. He said verses, I said lines. Who cares, a string of words! (Wow, and this whole paragraph took only 3 minutes...)

Well, since I still have 5 more minutes, here's a reeeeaaally random string of thoughts I had on monday. I was eating lunch and this girl I knew came and sat next to me to eat lunch too. We didn't talk much cuz we were eating, but while I was chewing, this is the order of thoughts that came to my mind:
1. "The world is your oyster." What a weird phrase.
2. Another weird phrase about shells is "Happy as a clam." Clam's aren't happy!
3. Clams = SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!! XD
4. I like the Spongebob opening. Which reminds me, I like the Gintama opening song!
5. (This led to another weird thought, but I forgot. It was the craziest one yet, too bad you missed it. :( )

TO THE SKIESIMEAN CLASS!!!

Lookit dat!

Shino: Here's a scene from the last Naruto episode. 109 I think. But I just had to show you this picture! Why? Just look at that scroll-poster-thing on the left side! It says "Kishimoto Sense!!" And Masashi Kishimoto is Naruto's creator! XD LOL I wonder who put that there in the animation studio? And they allowed it? XDDD *laughs maniacally for no reason* (Yeah, I'm kinda happy/hyper right now. WHAT!?)

Tales of the Union, part I

Shino: Gragh! So here I am at school, with my math book as the only textbook I brought because I thought I could only fit one book into my backpack. BUT, it turns out that I probably could have fit one more book in so that I could do homework during my 1 hour and 2 hour break. Not only do I ONLY have my math book, I don't even HAVE any homework I need to do with it!!! DANG IT!!! DX So now I guess I'll just waste up to THREE hours here. Good job Shino. Good. Job.

And now back to "Tales of the Union" part I, cuz I'm so cool like that. Dand, that's a really fancy title. Makes me wanna almost talk fancy myself. Almost. (hmm...should I make art during my 2 hr break, or just watch anime?)

First on my (no, not our) agenda, I would like to discuss an important and irritating matter (to me). Ever since I started driving over 2 years ago, I've noticed MANY street lights going out when I drive near/under them, or they were off and turn on after I leave. Coincidence? (sp?) Then how come it happens almost EVERY day?!? And today it happened, WHILE I WAS WALKING. This message has been brought to you by 'Shino, the Paranoid little Asian.' (But seriously, I think it's weird/cool.)

Oh yeah, something I forgot to mention in the One Piece report. What's also cool about it not being owned by 4Kids anymore is that they're using the original background music too now! No more stupid over-dramatic crappy orchestrated music!!! XD

Kinda funny story. There a speed-o-meter near my neighborhood so I see it every day. But one time, it did the OPPOSITE of what I really was! I was slowing down, but it said I was speeding up, then when I started speeding up it read (finally) that I was slowing down. Yeah, it's retarded. :P

You know when birds die/get eaten, there's just a bunch of feathers around? Well, this always makes me think that the bird just exploded (or imploded!!?), leaving only feathers. I've seen a bunch lately. Must be a disease. The "Birdy-Kablooy Disease."

I saw a guy's sport shirt, you know, with their last name (or just A name) and their player # on the back? Well this one said "LYNK". Dang, so close to Link. (BTW, you have no idea how many typos I've had on this post. Good thing there's a backspace button. |D I should do a post without it one day (again?)... Yay.)

Well, I'm bored of talking to myself, so adios muchachos. |P

Time for Edumation

Levi: Har-har, tis time for me to get my funk on!

No, not that kind of funk. I mean my English funk! Anyway, what I mean is that there are some mistakes that I see far too often when I read online stories and other people's grammar! GRR! These are just a few of them.

When you're trying to show ownership to "it", it's not "it's"; the correct way is "its". NO APOSTROPHE! Why? Because "it's" mean's "it is", so it can't have a double meaning!

PEOPLE! Learn your freakin' "there, their and they're"'s! It's SIMPLE! I just LOVE it when I see, "The dog was there's."

On a side note, also learn how to use apostrophes! I see people saying "didnt" or "theyre" too many times.

On rare occasions (well, not THAT rare), I see people not using quotation marks. So, it could look like this: He walked up to the bartender. Give me a beer, he said.
Oh, I see, the NARRATOR wants a beer... NO! The narrator most definitely does NOT want a beer!

I hate it when people use hyphens instead of dashes. Rarely do I see peole who know even HOW to use a dash, but a lot of people don't even know how to CREATE a dash. Here is the difference: a hyphen is -, while a dash is —. How do you create a dash? If you type -- in microsoft word, it automatically changes it, or you could do it manually, typing alt+shift+hyphen.

Anyway, I think that's all of it. When it comes to mispellings, that just means it sucks to be you. Profreading is all you can do, which I believe EVERYBODY does . Honestly, learn to either type like a champion, or just take a few minutes to make somebody else read it. Ask your derranged sister who goes to college to do it!

FINALLY!!!!!

Shino: YEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!! XD One Piece has finally been changed back to it's original form!!! *cries with joy* Before, 4Kids changed pretty much everything you COULD about OP, but now it's how it should have been all along! Man, this is like finding out that your best friend isn't dead! WE MISSED YOU ONE PIECE!!! *cries some more*

New OP Opening

(ZOMG!!! They're using the original song! YAY!!!)

New OP Ending

(I actually only watched the "next episode" of this. The "Don't mess with White Beard" one.)

New OP Voice Actor Samples

(Hmm...I think I'm just not used to the new voices yet. :( )

Luffy still sounds too raspy/girly, isn't Zoro Piccolo!? (too bad they kept all the stupid names too though, like Zolo and Trace), Nami sounds better but still too girly, Usopp is OK but not like the Japanese original, Sanji is WAAAAY better but also not the original, Chopper's WAAAY too girly too (I think I liked his older voice, but atleast he still sounds the same when he gets big), and Robin's not mature enough.

I just hope everybody will be able to get into character soon so they can make OP alive again and happy/funny to watch. That's also another problem. All the voice actors/actresses can't seem to do the funny scenes that well. In the beginning at least. Let's pray for their success!


Also, Naruto just started it's fillers! *le gasp!* Well, they actually did a few before, but this is when like the 80 fillers start, don't they? Stupid Sasuke!! People hate him SO much! Too bad he's hot. Damn you hot people! Daaaaamn yooouuuu!!


(In case you haven't noticed, this post is gonna be ALL on anime. :P )


Death Note's gonna start on [adult swim] on Oct. 20. W007! Boondocks seems to finally have some new episodes. Avatar season 2, aka Book Earth, came out, and with it an interview with M. Night Schamalan...Shamelon...Chameleon (whatever!) about the Avatar movie (I think. I'm gonna go look on YouTube right now and see)! And there's a cute chibi short on the DVD's too I think. There already been like 3 or 4 new Avatar season 3 episodes, but I haven't seen them. :'( I think I'll just wait till they're all shown in a giant Nickelodeon Avatarathon (if they even have one), or just on YouTube. Aww YouTube...how did the world live before you? |D

Wow, Lookit Dat!

Levi: I think it's high time you got a glimpse of my beautiful room. It's so beautiful that you can find anything that you need from it in less than an hour at a time! It's amazing :D

This is my room as a whole. That's laundry that I never get around to putting away on my bed, and that's a highly organized bookshelf on the right. That is also my bookbag and chemistry book on the floor.

My closet is filled with magic. There's a lot of crap I crammed into the top shelf thingy, and there's my snowboarding jackets and crap hung on the hangers. Also, on the bottom right corner, there is the box for Guitar Hero 2. Yes, that is a heraldic flag hanging on the door. No, I didn't put it there purposefully just so you could see it in the picture. It's always been there.

This is my bottle cap collection that I/my dad finally got around to hanging up. I have a lot more that I need to put on the magnet thingy, so that's only a portion of my whole collection.

My workdesk/junk pile. It's both, because I put my crap that I will someday get around to putting someplace else on it, and I also put my work on top of it. All of those papers that you see are all notes and ideas for stories that I could write. I probably have about 20 pages on that desk in written paper. My handwriting is so beautiful :')
Underneath the paper is all of the crap. Again, I didn't put the paper on top just so you could see it. The paper's been there for ages, slowly growing as I wrote more and more crap.

Edit: Oh, sh*t. If you zoom in on that picture, you can read the plans that I have for my upcoming stories. Well, there goes the surprise. Yes, I am too lazy to take another picture with that paper out of it. Who do you take me for?

This is a stack of papers from JUST the last chapter of my story, "Calm Before the Storm." I scribble so much that it takes up a lot of space. Sad, sad paper.

This is a glimpse of my handwriting and scribbleness. Imagine that going on for another twenty pages. What's interesting is that if I write five pages by hand, it'll turn up as two pages typed. That's so sad :(

Tales of the Union, prequel

Shino: AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!! >8D I'm baaaaaaaaaack!!

Sorry, haven't laughed out loud in days so I'm about to burst. :P It's cuz I never laugh at school, and the only time I do is when I read comics, which isn't very often. But I'm sleeping over at Levi's place so maybe we'll have some fun. Yaaaay phun!!

I named this post after the "Tales of (blank)" games. You know, Tales of Symphonia/Legendia/etc... Never played them, but they look kinda cool. Also, the main building at the U is called the Union Building. *nudge nudge*

You know when at any grassy field they dig up those little holes everywhere? And you can throw 'em at each other? Well they did that to the U's fields, so there's the globs of dirt everywhere. And when they get wet from rain/sprinklers/morning dew, they look like crap, literally. And THAT is probably why I don't like walking on the grass much. Cuz you never know if that brown thing on the ground is dirt or poop. Blagh!

Haha! Funny story! When Levi and I were playing Mario Party 8 on the Wii, there was a game where you had to match up pieces of a picture to finish the picture. One was of the Mario clouds, the ones with the faces, y'know? And that turtle dude with the fishing rod rides it too? Well, for some reason, I couldn't just say it was the cloud, I called him (the cloud) Cloudy McPuffPuff. XD I'm so original!

Hmmm...I can't seem to remember more funny stories from school. Probably cuz there's these really loud people next to me so I can't think. >D Heh heh...! I'm so mean!

I was doing HW for like 2 hours straight, so I'm really tired. (~_~) I tried doing one more HW, but I couldn't figure it out. My brain's too fried. :'( Or is it fryed? I dunno. Levi noticed this, but Cartoon Network on fridays have a thing called Fried Dynamite, and Levi says it's cuz it sounds like "Friday Night". WHICH IT DOES!!! (0A0) How did he know that!!? Oh, dang it! I just remembered something to type, but then I forgot again! POOP DOGG!! DX Which reminds me that I need to go buy the Invader Zim DVD's. Hmm...I think I've already said that here... Oh well. (-0-; )

Myep

Levi: Well, I did that test thingy too. Here ya' go:



WOW. How come Naturalist is at the top of MY list, but it's at the bottom of Shino's list? Creepy. I also see that I am MORE Introverted than Shino. MUAHAHAHAHA!

Phunny Pictorials

Shino: First off, I just took this personality test (again -.- ) and I wanted to put it up on my deviantART but I don't know how to fscking put up images there so I'll put it up here too. Yay. |P



Also just wanted to share these funny pics with everybody, including you Levi. Also, did you know your name can spell a pants, evil, and live!? WOAH MAN, WOAH.
This is a "Gaijin 4-koma Comic" where you show something in the first and third panel, but the second and last one has to be of those cheering/bored gaijins. (actually, I don't think the order matters either.) There have been some weird ones, but this was the kinda best, I thought. Plus that money guy looks funny. And when the gaijins are cheering. :P They're from a site that I don't remember so you can't sue!





And these are ones I'm sure Levi will love:

Hither to!

Levi: What ho! Tis' be the Pirate day! How could one such as I forget a day as such? I SHOULD be walkin' ther plank over thar! Alas for me, though, I be not the one skilled in the speech of our kind. You see, I twas born and raised by a family of nobles that taught the propers of Engrish! Tis a shame, twat?

Now, fight fer the pirates of "Sho'nuff Island" at the game of DragonFable! They be given away extra gold to those who fight fer the sea scourges!

Show yer pirate pride! Stick out yer nose and clean up yer five teeth! TIS WAR!!!

Arrrrgh 2.0...!

Cap'n Shino (talkin' like a pirate): By the trident of Neptune! Today be "Talk Like A Pirate Day"!! The contraption I be typing on now on land was so kind enough to be tellin' me that 'tis so.
(Translation: Holy crap! Today's another "Talk Like A Pirate Day"!! The computer I'm on at school told me this on the login screen.)

I know what ye be all thinking. That I, the Great Cap'n Shino, have no time to be talkin' to the likes of ye. Ye be right, then. I have many a scrolls to be scribing in, but I have only one half of an hour of this time of freedom before me assigned scheduled imprisonment.
(Translation: I know, I know. I shouldn't be doing this again. I still have HW to do, but again, I only have like half an hour of free-time before class.)

'Tis a shame, though, for I be forgetting to dress in the appropriate attire for an extraordinary day such as this. It be also a shame that I be having many humurous tales to tell, but it be too hard to do so in this mannerism of talk. A thought just crossed me thoughts, but if ye be reading this without the knowledge of it being spoken like a true pirate, it may look just a wee-bit formal-like, get me drift?
(Translation: Dang, I forgot to dress up for today again. I was going to tell a bunch more stupid stories from school, but it's too hard to do it talking like a pirate. :P Hey, if someone didn't know I was trying to talk like a pirate, it would look like I'm talking fancy-ish, don't you think?)

Skipper Levi should be coming to talk like all seafaring men also. I be going to need a word with that man. What he be thinking, forgetting such a glorious day as this!? I should have him walkin' the plank for this mutiney! What ye say? That I be forgetting today also? That I should be walkin' the plank too? WHO DO YE THINK I BE!!? I be Captain Shino! Captain! For that I should send ye to Davy Jones' Locker also ye scurvy dog!
(Translation: Levi should come talk like a pirate here too. What's he thinking, forgetting today of all days!? He should be punished for being so disloyal! Huh? I forgot today too? So I should be punished too? WHO THE CRAP DO YOU THINK I AM!!? XD I'm Shino, biatch! The Asain! I hope you get headshotted for that n00b!)

o.O

Shino: WHAT THE CRAP LEVI!? XD That was the biggest waste of space I've ever seen. I wonder though, did he have like Word open when cleaning this or something so it typed all of this? I really doubt he'd remember all that.

Anyways, so I'm at the U right now. I should be doing HW probably too, but I've only got half an hour, so meh. (-o- ) Some weird things I saw/thought at school: I was walking to the main building twice, and both times I saw this girl who, my first thought when I saw her, were "Woah! Link boots!" Seriously, she had these greenish-brown boots that would like flap down (like Link's!) and they also had belts, which Link's technically don't have, but it wouldn't look weird, y'know?

There's a sign here that says WASTE RECEPTACLE. That's gotta be the fanciest way to say GARBAGE CAN. EVER.

I still really wanna play games and draw since, so far, I've only played games like once every other week, and the only time I draw is doodles in my book, which I can tell are getting worse cuz I'm getting rusty probably. I'll post those pictures later cuz they're so simple and funny. :D



Some things I've noticed about myself: I like the face ' XD ' a lot. When walking normally, I clench my right hand only. I like art cuz I can make stuff up, not to draw RL stuff. I like manga/anime cuz it's not RL. I can eat vegetables, I just choose not to. :P

And much more, coming to select theaters near you!



Woah, this might actually get longer than I thought it would be, but I might as well say stuff that I was just thinking of saying later anyways. :P

First, you have to go see this:

e1n's doodlechat #whoknows

At work, I told one girl about this and thought up even more things we could add on to this.

Things That Shouldn't Be Metal:(TTSBM?)
-Cheese
-Toothbrush
-Hair

I think I'll start my own list of something like e1n's, but different of coarse. :P Oh yeah, just to get it out, me and Levi cried with laughter on like every one of e1n and pals' doodle above. I love you and your doodlechats e1n!!! (>///<)

All Clean Now!

Levi: HAHA! I just cleaned my keyboard today, WHILE the computer was on. AWESOME. So, in commemoration, here is what was typed while I cleaned.

Aaah! Real Aliens!

Shino: OH MY GOSH!!! They're gonna do a live action "Ben 10"!!! XD I dunno if it's just a movie or it'll be like that from now on though. I kinda hope not, just a movie would be cool. Comes out in November. Check out the trailer!

Ben 10 webpage

Gyah! I LOVE the fire dude! (Can't remember his name right now.) And I think that was Xiler8 (GRAGH!!) near the end. Ugly! XD The kid who plays Ben looks like that "Re-Animated" kid, but I looked on Wikipedia and is seems that it isn't.



Speaking of live action, I heard (also on Wikipedia) that they're making an "Avatar: The Last Air Bender" movie! Like, in theaters kinda movie, not just a TV movie like "Ben 10." It's gonna be directed by M. Night Shyamalan, and it's gonna be a trilogy, each movie being each book I think. All the bending is gonna look so cool in real life!

Yeah, I think I have a thing for seeing elements in real life. Like I really liked "Ghost Rider" too. All the fire, and those 3 elements bad guys! X3 Another thing I'm looking forward to in the Avatar movie is the moves. Like each element has their own kind of fighting style that it's based on. Like how water is kinda flowy, and air is all circly, and earth is biggy, and fire is fasty. (<- looks like I said fatty. XD) COOLNESS!!!

The End Tis a Lie!

Levi: I lied! The final chaper of my story will not be coming any time soon! I haven't been able to work on it 24/7 like I used to (god, I love summer :P), and I have found a certain revision of chapter 7. It's gonna be soooooo tragic. Oooh baby.

MUAHAHA! Well, it's not really EVIL or anything; just deranged :D

ALSO! I have come up with the MASTER PLAN for a new story. All I am going to say is that it has to revolve around Ganondorf. Ooooooh, what will happen? Here's your final hint: it's a tragedy. Toodles!

OH MY GOD! CUTE!!!

Levi: HOLY SHIT. These are the most AWESOME pictures that I have taken of my cat recently! She looks so PISSED!!!




I love the second one especially (even though it's on its side >.<) because she looks like, "Hey, what'chu takin' a picture of, punk?"

GRAAAAWWRRG!!!

Levi: I know we use titles like that too much, but that's how I feel!

Anyway, I was going through a lot of the lists of the greatest games of all time, and I can't believe how many time SUPER MARIO BROS. came up!

Alright; I got nothing against the game. In fact, it was pretty fun—but it wasn't THAT fun. I would've given it an 8 of 10 or something! I also noticed that overall, Super Mario 64 was the greatest game of all time. It was pretty fun, and I won't say anything about it, because I'm not QUITE done with it yet.

Anyway, what I mean to say is that the greatest game of all time isn't based upon how CLASSIC it was; it's about how much you enjoyed doing it, and when you completed the game, did you say, "Wow, that was fun."

But humans will always be humans: when someone asks them what their favorite game was, the first game that comes to mind is Mario, because EVERYBODY knows about it. That doesn't mean it was the greatest, though. Grr.

The End Tis Nigh!

Levi: Yeah, so my story is almost over. I've probably got one more chapter to go, then an epilogue. SAD! Well, not really; I want to get the story over with :D. I've enjoyed writing it, though! WAAAAAH! Why must it end!?

Maybe I'll make a sequel... but it's a TRAGEDY! ZOMG! We will have to see... mehehehehehehe.

Hmm, I wonder if a tragedy would be any fun to write... (imagines making readers all depressed) Alright! I'll give it a shot.

Two flavors, different colors.

Levi: HAHA! I made the biggest discovery today! I was listening to Midna's Desperation, and then I listened to the Hyrule Field theme from Twilight Princess, and I noticed that they are the exact same song, but played in a different style. SPUNKY!!!

Not in a bad way, though. I think it's totally cool that they did that; it's like the sad version of the Hyrule Field :'(

Also, I have chapter five up on my story :D. If you wanna read, just click on my link that sends you to my Fanfiction Profile and clicky my story.

WOO! Sad version powerrrr!

Not gonna waste talent

Shino: Just remembered this, so check it out. Seal Clubbing! Or was is Club Sealing?


While you're at it, check out this guys other stuff!:

Devastis's deviantART

Horses

Shino: Yeah, my professor in my Mechanical Engineering class actually joked about the whole "cylinder horses" thing. XD Also, check out this person's webcomic!

Wasted Talent

BWAHAHAHAHA! Story time!

Levi: I have finished chapter two of my story, "Calm Before the Storm", and I have gotten two reviews in the last two days! I REQUIRE MORE REVIEWS!!! RAAAAWWWRRR!!!

Anyway, feel free to read mah story :DDD. It is also post Twilight Princess story, so don't bother reading it if you haven't finished the game. Unless you like spoiling the ending to things, which makes you a loser, and that makes me pity you, and that makes me cry :(

Here's the url:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3739866/1/Calm_Before_the_Storm

RAWR TIME!

Stop! Doodle-Time!

Shino: Yeah, so I'm sad that there doesn't seem to be any kind of doolechat thingie for Macs. That totally blows!

But! I DOODLED TODAY!!! XD Not on a paper, but with MSN! Now how the crap could I do this when I just said I couldn't? I used my school's computer! And my mom was at work (which uses Windows too), so I just sent like 20 doodles to her. She couldn't doodle back, so I was just randomly sending random doodles to her. So it wasn't a doodlechat since she couldn't draw back, but she commented.

The only regret I have is that I didn't save the conversation so you'll never see my mouse-induced masterpieces. Let's see, I drew a pikachu, shoop-da-whoop, fruit, Unko Hakase (Professor Poop), random faces, random poses, and other stuff.

Now I just gotta find someone who will doodlechat with me during my breaks at school...

Squishee

Shino: So my friend at work bought us (the workers) all slurpees from 7-11 last night. She mixed everybody's with the Orange Fullthrottle and something else. Mine was with Raspberry. AND TOGETHER, THEY TASTED LIKE FRUIT ROLL-UPS. NO KIDDING. (._O) Who'd a thunk it?

I'm also watching Bleach episode 44 right now on YouTube. GAWD that site has everything! Well, not really actually. Anyways, that cyborg-ish Captain of 12th squad, who has the laboratory? Yeah, his Japanese voice actor is Baikin Man's voice from Anpan Man. If you're not Japanese, you'll probably not know what the hell I'm saying. Anyways, I love that guy's voice! XD I've heard it a lot in lots of shows.

There are just some Japanese voice actors/actresses that you remember in your life cuz they're everywhere and they have such a unique voice. He is one of 'em. A few others (for me at least) is Luffy, Usopp, Zoro, Franky, and Chopper's voices. Luffy was also Kirimaru from Nintama Rantarou. Usopp is Inuyasha and Shinichi from Detective Conan. Speaking of Rantarou and Conan, those two are the same voice actress too. Zoro is Mugen from Samurai Champloo, and some other small roles I've heard. Franky was Jango, Mr. 2-Bon Clay, and I think someone else from One Piece. Chopper is Pikachu, and other cute little animal-like characters in other anime. I like Onizuka's voice too from G.T.O. He's in Bleach too!

Well, no one seems to care about the voice actors that much... They need SOME recognition, even if no one will read or care about what I'm rambling on about above. *sigh* There are a few English voice actors too that are good and I've remembered. Not their real names of course. Pssh! Like I could remember peoples' names! Good one! But I won't list 'em cuz I should really go shower.

Dang. School starts in 2 days.

. . .



FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!

I feel so young!

Levi: I've started using Fanfiction again (after about three years of not visiting... heh), what with finishing "Twilight Princess", and I must say, most of the stories based on Zelda stink. I've found some that are an interesting read, but a vast majority are just cheesy love stories that you finish reading, wondering if your girlfriend is going to dump you (yeah, it's that bad). And so I raise the question: What happened to the humor stories? I remember a time where there were humor stories everywhere. You wouldn't see a page without at least one. And most of all, they were hilarious. Now, I only see love stories and what-not left and right. Not that I have anything against love stories; I just don't like all these cheesy piles of poo. So now, I pose the question: Wilt thou join me in my humorous crusade? We'll see.

I'd like to advertise my favorite fanfiction on the whole website! It's not a cheesy love story, and it's a very in-depth storyline.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3717267/1/The_Flow_of_Time

It's a post "Twilight Princess" story, so if you haven't finished the game yet, don't read! However, if you HAVE finished it, go ahead and read it!

Also! I'm here to say that I've started writing stories again, and that you should read them. I can see one problem though: nobody reads this blog! It's so sad :'(

Well, enjoy reading.

The Adventures of Sir Markus and Madam Levsta

Levi: These are HILARIOUS emails that Mark and I sent to each other, making stuff up as we went. It started with me telling him that I quit using my hotmail email (even though I never had one...?) and that I would use Yahoo from then on. It just got more and more insane as it went on.
Note: We both came up with nicknames for each other a while back; Mark started calling me Da Levsta, and I caught on and started calling him Markus.
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madam levsta that makes no scense. why change from hotmail to yahoo? anyways you answer none of my questions!? why do you not answer the succulent questions of mark?

Indeed the questions were succulent, good sir Markus. However, they were not tender! You must slap them up with charbroiled cabbage sauce to get it to the right temperature. I hope this helps!

Oh but madam levsta it does!! now i can make the most delectible questions in all of france!!

No no no no! The sky is the limit, Sir Markus, but that does not mean you should revert to feeding the French! Their taste buds are exceedingly picky, and their ears are exceedingly prickly!

You know, your right!!! why feed the french!? they dont like my succulence? why feed them!! i say we open up our own law frim!! and with it, we ask the most tender, juicy, and downright saucy questions this hemishpere has ever witnessed!! i kan see it now!! you and me standing there with big southern moustaches, combing them!! and wearing chefs hats. Of course we are prematurly bald!! who cares!! we do get all the madens anyway right!! yes yes, i can see it now!

Myesssss... the moustaches will be so soft that I can finally sell my cat. I don't need him; he isn't even that soft anyway. But of course, we would live in a giant sausage, good Sir Markus. We can feed off of it for the next decade, and perhaps donate to the orphanage. The orphanage won't know what hit them!

but madam, would'nt you rather sell the sausage to feed the starving emo foundation? i mean, they are of course more grateful and elegent than those smarmie little orphans. if i were you, which i partly am; i would cook the sausage and attract women! yes of course! and those saucy mustaches!! it would real them in like fish to a flashlight! oh wouldnt we be the talk of the town!! of course! everyone knows how females LOVE a good sausage fair. oh yes, its a wonderful plan! your brilliant.
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Following this conversation, Mark asked me why I hadn't sent him a response in a long time. It turns out that I was in the moving process, and I had no access to a computer! However, every time I visited my Mom's place, I would send him an email.
Note: Daryl is Mark's best friend, whom is also my friend.
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madam levsta!!! why does he not respond to the messages!?

Sir Markus! I have no access to the computer, what with my relocation to the five mile radius of Sugar House! Our house has been war torn by the ferocious "Construction Manager" beasts. Floors are ridden with nails, paint marks stain the walls. Our communication with the outside world have been cut off, making me vulnerable. I, however, have a contraption that can keep me alive for the time being. It's called a Wiiiiiiiiii. Currently, I am taking temporary refuge at my mother's house, hoping to find some hope in survival. I have sent out many SOS messages! Have you not received any of them?

Alas, madam, I have received none. I believe our communication is being jammed by some evil, daryl-like creature. It is only a theory, but I believe in time he may attack one of us!! Making the other vulnurable! We must stop him before that happens! Although; today the beast has left home. I shall sneak in and see what i can dig up. If I have time; I wonder; I shall take down that beastly construction manager you have bragged such about. Release you from his gaze, and stab him in the back of the knee! Its a wonderful plan but it needs your locks of flowing hair. Distract that evil man while I sneak up on him! If you fail, it will mean the end of all hope for all of us! So take this sword to the deep fires of daryl's sandbox. There, you must find the courage to throw it in! If not daryl may get all fussy that theres a plastic sword laying next to his sandbox. Certain doom for all of us I presume. That is all my friend, have fun wii-ing all over the place, but dont get any on the couch, he hates that.
(Levi: OMG, I nearly puked in laughter after reading that.)

Have you forgotten that the back of his knee has been shielded by the shrapnel of the metals from my boom box's wires. Alas, I have never owned a boom box! How does he continue to create such malicious armories!? I have, however, found a way to weaken him. Only the tear drop from the fattest of hobos can lower his defences. Alas, hobos have little to eat! They are in rare occasions plump! I send you this plea to quest for the fattest hobo!

Myes, myes, I didn't forget about that knee, I was testing you to see your compatibility with a siemese cat. Congradulations, enjoy your date with that almost hairless cat. Alas, this fattest hobo crusade will surely weaken me. Perhaps I could scrounge up a servant boy while I bide some time with this construction manager. Hopefully I can give you enough time. Avenge your never owned boombox. For this shall be a great victory over the evil powers of the heavy laborers. They are strong, but I beleive with a few sacrifices of some race that no one likes, we shall be victorious. Seek me out. I shall wait in the sandbox of the fat one they call...DARYL!!! Grappling forever with that cat that has the voice of a thousand shattered windows. Come quick, he's very sassy.
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Well! That was pretty damn funny. I will update with more emails if I receive any more. We've just been at small talk recently.

Narutards Ho!!

Shino: ZOMG!!! They're gonna show all, ALL the Naruto episodes on Cartoon Network tomorrow! (I think it was tomorrow) That's all 100 episodes! 50 hours!! 3 DAYS!!! XDDDDD ALL WEEKEND LOOOOOOOOONG!!! HOLY SHIT!!! Too bad I've already seen them all when they came out. :P

Also, I just watched that Outkast's movie "Idlewild." It was OK. Oh yeah! I also saw "I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry" yesterday. There were some parts that made me almost cry with laughter. Sooooo hilarious! I don't care what anyone else says, I love Adam Sandler. He's just such a joker/tough guy! XD

Transmission from Wiiiiiiii!!!

Levi: I'm sending this message from my wii! Woohoo! It takes too long! Bye!

Got the internet!

Levi: I got the internet set up at my house! WOOOOO! Now I can make blog posts like a champion! ALSO! On the same day, I tried setting up the Airport on my computer to send out a signal to my Wii, but I guess Macs are preset to only send their signals to other Macs.

SO! I called Nintendo Support, and he KINDA walked me through a few things, then he sent me an email with step-by-step instructions on how to make the Wii compatable with the Mac. IT TOOK ME THE WHOLE DAY TO GET IT TO WORK. What a rip! PSH!!!

BUT! I don't care! I have the internet on my Wii now, and it's friggin' AWESOME!!! I will try to make a post from my Wii next time :DDD.

TV Troubles

Shino: Forgot to say this in the last post, but my 13" 1994 Panasonic Tube TV, model PV-M1324, has kinda broken. I can hear sounds and change the channels, but the screen is just black with a white line. PLEASE, CAN ANYONE HELP ME FIX IT? Or can you not do it by yourself? Cuz I kinda don't wanna go turn it in to get fixed. *sigh* Maybe I'll just buy a new little TV/VCR. :'(

Also, a random thing, but there's this kinda new show called "Just For Laughs" where they pull pranks on people, kinda like Candid Camera I think. Anyways, I just saw one and it was hilarious! XD People would golf, and when their ball would go over a little hill that you can't see over, they pushed a button to make a small explosion! Some people were so scared that they blew up something with their golf ball, or just surprised thinking that their ball exploded!! XDDDD And then later, a guy all covered in ashes would walk over the hill and show them the camera they're on. Oooooh, man. Explosions are ALWAYS funny!

Double G

Shino: More random stuff to get off of my mind. (-.- ) Sorry. So today while walking from my car to work, this sudden HUGE blast of wind came and literally pushed me for like 20 seconds! AWEEEESOOOOME!!! XD

Also, I'm surprised Levi forgot to say this, but he got a new chinchilla also for his birthday. It's another girl, but she's really lighter and shyer than Chico, our old chinchilla that just died. :'( *sniff* What's stupid is they decided to call this new chinchilla Chika. It was kinda funny before cuz 'Chiko' means 'boy' in Spanish, when Chico was a girl. But now, 'Chika' means 'girl' in Spanish too, so it's kinda the same thing. I think it would of been totally hilarious if we called the new chinchilla 'Nino', cuz that also means 'boy' in Spanish. XD EL NINOOOO!!!

IMPORTANT NEWS REPORT! Q, our cat, is definately a dog! She chewed up my shoes! Hm? Why did I call this post 'Double G'? It's cuz I started watching 2 new anime online called 'Gintama' and 'D.Gray-man'. Yeah yeah, that starts with a 'D', but who cares, OK!!? I don't even know what D.Gray-man means! I thought it was something in like German, but my mom thinks it's for like "Death Gray-man" or something. I don't know! I'm so conphuzed! (>0<)

I just saw on the news a few days ago, that when people get head aches, blurry sight, and some other symptoms I forgot about, it's probably a "Silent Stroke". That sux! Cuz I've been having those since like 6th grade and I hate it! It might mean I'll have real strokes in the future... WAAAAAAAH!!! Nooooooooes!!

Men don't cry! (too bad I'm not a man!)

Levi: Oooooh man. I finished "Twilight Princess" a few days ago, and I have to say, it was the greatest game I have EVER played. It's also the only game that I CRIED at the ending! It was sooooo beautiful and sad... *sigh* Great games such as this do not come by so easily...

Oh yeah! I was looking up Zelda stuff, and I JUST found out that "The Ocarina of Time" was rated the best game of ALL TIME. Isn't that amazing!? I loved that game! However, Twilight Princess shall be a new competitor! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! We shall see who wins the title this year, that is, if they do another poll again.

New Hype!

Levi: I have been playing my Wii so much lately! I LOVE IT SO MUCH!!! I got the Wii for my birthday! Wooooo! It's friggin' FUN! ZOMG! Anyway, by far the funnest single player game is Zelda. I have been playing it FAR TOO MUCH lately! But it's SO FUN! You must try! The story-line is fun fun fun, and the gameplay is fun fun fun! Anyway, a little news update for all y'all.

Algorithm March

Shino: Sooo...what the heck is the "Algorithm March" anyways!!? I think I saw it on like VH1 first, but it seems to be just a little exercise for a kids show or something. Well, watch 'em if you don't know what I'm talking about.

Algorithm March with Ninjas

Algorithm March with the Kawasaki Frontales

Algorithm March at the Airport

Algorithm Exercise with Bus Guides

Yeah, so it seems that there's 2 types of this. One is the "Exercise" which isn't as many steps, and then there's the "March" which is funner with more people.

And now a Naruto version! The words/actions are different too. It fits perfectly to Naruto!

Naruto Algorithm March

And a random Naruto skit. The songs were great, okay!?

Akatsuki the Musical

I also just saw this today on "Best Week Ever" on VH1. It's a bunch of Prisoners doing dances. The one on TV was the "Thriller" one though.

Algorithm March with the CPDRC Prisoners

Check out their other dances. The same guy has uploaded them all, byronfgarcia. There's also Radio Gaga, Jumbo Hotdog, Sister Act Hail Holy Queen, Sister Act I Will Follow Him, Sister Act 2 Dayang Dayang, Prisoners Dancing and Marching, and Prisoners Dancing and Marching 2. (<- Too lazy to make a link to 'em all)

He did it!

Shino: HEY!! I COULDN'T post anything up cuz my computer wasn't hooked up! *coughalsolazytocough*

Anyways, now that our parents are divorced, I can't play with Levi everyday. :'( That makes me a sad Shino. Also Levi, I don't think it's a good idea to name where we live an' all. Think of the Stalkers! And why did I just capitalize "Stalkers"? Oh well.

every tried typing with out hitting the backstage backspace delte button? it's hard dued! especitlaly when you type really fast like me. YOu tend to swithc letter around a lot. A LOTTTTTT!!!!!11 but it's so reaking fun to too. try it1! XD

So many things we forget to say!

Levi: Guess what!? We're moving! But, the fact is, we've been moving for the last few weeks! We're actually already done moving. You're a little late, buddy. Sucks to be you! So anyway, I wonder why nobody/Shino mentioned that!? Oh well. My house is located in Salt Lake-ish, and Shino's house is in South Jordan. We will visit sometimes. We will miss each other. *sniff*

Oh yeah, I'm going to Seven Peaks tomorrow. It's basically a huge water park thingy, up in the mountains. Isn't that great? Well, I'm off to go do stuff that is stuff like.

4th of July

Levi: So! Lorien and I went to the Sandy fair thingy. We met up with Jessika, and found out that all of the people she invited did not come, except for her sister and cousin (I think?). Jessika wanted to go to the mall, so to the mall we went. Little did I know that girls are VERY undecisive when it comes to shopping. We took 2 hours inside about three stores, and I was bored out of my mind in the first two stores.

We ate lunch at the food court and then came back to the fair thing and walked around. I got really sleepy, so Lorien let me take a nap on her lap (OMG! That rhymed!)

After I woke up, we found out that Jessika had left without us and went to a friend's house. We called Jillian (Lorien's sister) to pick us up, and Jill told us to meet at "the" stop sign. We decided to go to the busiest stop sign, and we sat for about thirty minutes.

We decided that Jillian was not going to find us, so we went to Target (which is located fairly closely to the mall). We used their pay phone to call my mom, and my mom took us the the West Jordan pool, which is where Lorien's family was meeting to watch the fireworks.

We arrived at the pool, and there was some huge rodeo thing going on in this stadium near by. MUCH cheering and crap going on. We sat around for about an hour, played frisbee, and rolled around on the blanket thingy that we were sitting on. Lorien and I talked about old cartoons like "Ed, Edd and Eddy", "Courage the Cowardly Dog" and "Dexter's Lab". We miss those shows very much. We also talked about how stupid all the new cartoons are. Grr.

We watched the fireworks for about a half hour, and they were reeeeaaally cool. Fun stuff! After the fireworks, we got into Lorien's family's car, and we were ready to beat the rush of cars, but Craig was missing (Craig be Lorien's little brother). We looked around for him, and found out that he went home with Jillian! So, we had to sit around for 45 minutes to wait for the cars to clear up. Everyone went to sleep during that period. When we got to Lorien's house, Lorien's dad took me home and then I went to sleep.

Yay! Well, my 4th of July was pretty uneventful at first, but the end of it was pretty fun. I just realized that there was a lot of waiting involved in my day. Interesting.

TRANSFORMERS

Shino: So I went and watched "Transformers" opening night. What's weird is usually it's at like midnight, right? So it's still technically shown on the day it's supposed to be out. But the one I saw was at like 10:45 pm the day before.

Anyways, the movie was like almost 3 hours long, but it was freakin' awesome. The main reason I wanted to see it was for the transforming cars, and they did not disappoint me. Every time they transformed, I almost cheered. Every time a human came up, I boo'd in my mind. Oh, I was also surprised that the theater wasn't full. Yeah, so it was really cool, go see it, even if you're not a fan. I'm not (kinda).

Oh yeah! I also went and saw "Live Free of Die Hard" the day before Transformers. That movie was only 2 hours long, but because there was so much fast-paced action, it felt longer. Like half way through the movie I kept thinking, "Wow. It feels like it's been 3 hours already. When will this end?" It was still really cool though. Makes me wanna see what the first three movies are like.

Stop! Puddin' Time!

Levi: GUESS WHAT I FRIGGIN' MADE!? PUDDIN'!

I love my puddin'! It tastes sooo goods. Anyway, why did I make da puddin's? I was bored and hungry.

Why was I bored!? Because Lorien be grounded! It suxorz D: She got grounded for yelling at Craig (her brother) for bringing all his friends into her room. I dunna get it either D:

Anyway, I'm gonna recount what I did this week. I went swimming with Lorien and her sister and Lauren (family friend) on Monday, and we had mooch fun. It was friggin' hot OUTSIDE of the pool, and once you were inside, it was friggin' COLD. Me and Lorien tried desperately to dunk each other's heads inside of the water. It worked out quite well. I also tried to convince her to go on the diving board, but she says she has little kid memories. I don't care what kind of memories she has! She will go off the diving board! GRR.

Oh yeah! I hung out with Lorien on Wednesday, and we played with my ever so long hair (well, it's not THAT long; have you seen it when it was Jimmy Hendrix long!?). We flipped out the ends of it with a straight iron (I notice the irony that we are curling my hair with a STRAIGHT iron; weird), and it looked ever so cute. :D

Hmm, I should post pictures of my BEFORE and AFTER pictures of hair length.

BEFORE!!!

AFTER!?

Q LOOKING SEXY!!!

Lessee... What else is gonna happen. Oh yeah, me and Lorien and a couple of her friends and other hoo-haas are gonna go to some Sandy Fair thing next Wednesday. GUESS WHAT!? That's 4th of July! WOOT! Me and Lorien gonna go lookit da fireworks! OOOOOOH BABY!

Oh yeah, speaking of which, Mr. Munro used to say that all the time (Mr. Munro be my former orchestra teacher), and Lorien HATED it when he said that. So, I bug her about it and say Oh Baby all da timez. Oh baby, oh baby.


ZOMG! I forgot to say the MOST important of news! My beloved chinchilla, Chico, died a few weeks ago! HOW COULD I FORGET TO SAY THAT!? DAMN YOU SHINO!!! You forgot to tell all the people (population: 0) that Chico died! Now, let us have this time to remember my beloved Chico...

A Gray World

Shino: k, check out this comedian. What he says is soooo true! One day, all the white, black, brown, red, yellow, and who knows any other colored people will mix to make a great big gray/beige colored people. You can't deny it!

Russell Peters

And the mixed people he makes up at the end, and the whole Indian/Chinese wedding!? Funny as hell man!! XD

Oh yeah, here's another funny one of his act. White people, PLEASE beat your kids!

Another one

*EDIT* Ok, for some reason, the first link doesn't work. So just click the second one, and in the "Related" section, click on the "Russell Peters whole world's mixing" video.

m00zik

Shino: Downloading some songs from NewGrounds.com right now. They're known more for their flashes, but they have a lot of songs too. I like techno... |-D

Just wanted to also say that I just bought the game "Under the Skin" and "Samurai Legend: Musashi". Levi bought some war game. I can understand how they're fun, I just don't play 'em.

Another reason why I'm here is I just remembered something funny. You know the car company Mitsubishi, right? Now, for some reason, I always think of Mitsu Bishies, aka The 3 Bishies. Bishies being short for Bishounens. Ah gawd, I'm so retarded I'm ashamed of myself. (-o-;) I should of put this in my last-few-posts-ago post about all the car crap.

Oooh! Another funny thing! You have GOT to go check out Red vs Blue. Go look it on YouTube or somethin'. It's created by Rooser Teeth, but I can't remember their exact website. I probably have it bookmarked too, but I'm too lazy to go click my 'Bookmarks' button that's just a mere inches above this right now. It'd probably just take a flick of the wrist too to move my mouse up there, but meh, oh well.

ANYWAYS!!! Back to what I remembered. A part from some episode of Red vs Blue:

guy#1: Oh yeah, I forgot. You're a pussyfest
guy#2: What? No! I'm a pacifist!
guy#1: Same thing.
guy#3: Those things babies suck on?
guy#1: No, that's a pacifier.