Shino: Howhat's this!? I'm posting just 3 days after the last post!!? INCONCEIVABLE!!! XD Well, I was bored so you have to suffer with me, m'kay? |D I was going to go to school today, but I decided not to. It was just raining so much!! And of
coarse it's NOT anymore! Gosh!!! I even drove all the way to the Trax station, but I got out of the car and started walking through the parking lot, but it was just SO bad and I only had to go to ONE class today which was just stupid graduate students talking about how to choose your graduate school, so I turned around and came home. GO ME!!! XDDD
Well, at least I saved like 3 hours cuz It takes an hour to get to school on Trax, an hour of class, then another hour back home. Which is good cuz I didn't do homework at ALL yesterday (which was like 6 hrs), I feel so horrible. MUST...REPENT......! DX I really should meet with my team on our group project too...maybe later this week...? (TT^TT) Oh yeah, another reason I decided not to go was cuz I missed the Trax, so I would of been like 20 minutes late to class anyways, leaving only 30 minutes of class, which is STUPID.
Well, enough of me being emo again. Here's a funny e-mail I got from my mom a few months ago but I kept forgetting to put up here:
What is Butt Dust? What, you ask, is 'Butt dust?' Read on and you'll discover the joy in it!
These have to be original and genuine. No adult is this creative!!
JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?'
MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, 'If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six..'
STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. 'I love you so much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window.'
BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: 'How does it know it's me?'
SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. 'Please don't give me this juice again,' she said, 'It makes my teeth cough.'
DJ (age 4 ) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: 'How much do I cost?'
MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: 'Why is he whispering in her mouth?'
CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, 'I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?'
JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: 'The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.' Concerned, James asked: 'What happened to the flea?'
TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, 'Why doesn't your skin fit your face?'
The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget... this particular Sunday sermon...'Dear Lord,' the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. 'Without you, we are but dust...' He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice, 'Mom, what is butt dust?'