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Shino: So I watched that YouTube LIVE thing today. Pretty cool. Can't wait to see YouTube LIVE in Tokyo tomorrow too. Crap, I've got HW and shopping to do though...! D:< Oh well, maybe I'll watch it later then since I've got a lot of HW and stuff to do for school before our little Thanksgiving Break.

Shit, what the crap am I doing up this late!? (Well, it's late to ME okay!?) Well, this is gonna just be a short post then so I can hurry up and go to bed. Here, take a look at this funny tale then. My group member in a class got it as a text, but I found it online:

YOU DON'T KNOW JACK SHIT

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!" Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.

Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Miss O. Needeep They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married her cousin Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.

Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chick N. Schitt.

Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.

The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.

The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt," you can correct them.

A YouTube video of this.

Tales of the Union, part IV

Shino: Did you know that on clocks, they use IIII, instead of IV for the 4!? Something about it looking better that way or something.

Anyways, I guess this can't really be called the Tales of the "Union" anymore since I don't ever go to the Union building any more. (^_^;) But anything school related can fit in here I guess.

Like for one, my Physical Chemistry teacher, Prof. Truong, is some kind of Asian, not Chinese I don't think, but he has a pretty heavy Asian accent. Well, his voice and how he speaks reminds me of the actor James Hong, who I remember his voice as the advisor in "Mulan."

And another thing! There's this pretty curly-red haired/bearded guy in my classes, and I SWEAR I saw someone that looked and sounded JUST like him in "The 40-year Old Virgin." I only saw the end of the movie randomly on the TV when they're all dancing/singing though so maybe I'm wrong. I tried looking up who it is, but so far I think it might have been Seth Rogen, that kinda-fat guy from "Knocked Up" and "Pineapple Express", but his voice and height just doesn't seem right... Maybe I just remembered wrongly...... OH WELL!!!

While in the Engineering Computer Lab, I saw someone with Luffy's pirate flag as their desktop image! XD I tried changing mine too, but I can't somehow. It's been disabled. :C

And last but not least, there's a girl in my class who's last name is "Gonzales", which I thought sounded familiar for months, and now finally remembered! It's from Chrono Trigger!! XD You know that robot that Luka made for the fair and you can fight for silver points? It's name is Gonzales in Japanese, but just Gato in English. Speaking of Chrono Trigger, it's gonna come out for the DS before Christmas so me or Levsta will DEFINATELY get it as a present or buy it for the other. XD I CAN'T WAIT!!! Crap, my mom's birthday is right after Thanksgiving... Grrr...!! Why is it so hard to by presents for parents!!? DX

Butt Dust

Shino: Howhat's this!? I'm posting just 3 days after the last post!!? INCONCEIVABLE!!! XD Well, I was bored so you have to suffer with me, m'kay? |D I was going to go to school today, but I decided not to. It was just raining so much!! And of coarse it's NOT anymore! Gosh!!! I even drove all the way to the Trax station, but I got out of the car and started walking through the parking lot, but it was just SO bad and I only had to go to ONE class today which was just stupid graduate students talking about how to choose your graduate school, so I turned around and came home. GO ME!!! XDDD

Well, at least I saved like 3 hours cuz It takes an hour to get to school on Trax, an hour of class, then another hour back home. Which is good cuz I didn't do homework at ALL yesterday (which was like 6 hrs), I feel so horrible. MUST...REPENT......! DX I really should meet with my team on our group project too...maybe later this week...? (TT^TT) Oh yeah, another reason I decided not to go was cuz I missed the Trax, so I would of been like 20 minutes late to class anyways, leaving only 30 minutes of class, which is STUPID.

Well, enough of me being emo again. Here's a funny e-mail I got from my mom a few months ago but I kept forgetting to put up here:


What is Butt Dust? What, you ask, is 'Butt dust?' Read on and you'll discover the joy in it!

These have to be original and genuine. No adult is this creative!!

JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?'

MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, 'If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six..'

STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. 'I love you so much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window.'

BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: 'How does it know it's me?'

SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. 'Please don't give me this juice again,' she said, 'It makes my teeth cough.'

DJ (age 4 ) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: 'How much do I cost?'

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: 'Why is he whispering in her mouth?'

CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, 'I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?'

JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: 'The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.' Concerned, James asked: 'What happened to the flea?'

TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, 'Why doesn't your skin fit your face?'

The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget... this particular Sunday sermon...'Dear Lord,' the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. 'Without you, we are but dust...' He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice, 'Mom, what is butt dust?'

Halloweeeeeeeeeeen

Shino: Soooo...Did everyone have a good Halloween?? I didn't. :c Nobody comes to my dad's house cuz it's kinda out of the way, so not many trick-or-treaters. I went to this little party at da Levsta's friends' house, but they didn't even do anything. Most went trick-or-treating, so there were only like 6 people left, and some were doing their own thing like reading or playing a game, so me, da Levsta, and one random girl started playing my WarioWare Touched. Then we watched an Invader Zim episode that I brought. We were only their for 2 hours. I think this was the boring-est Halloween in my life. Probably cuz I didn't have time to even dress up. XD BUT NEXT YEAR...!


So this is what I wore ALL day yesterday. It was fun seeing people's reactions. :D Some would compliment my 'stache, some would double-take because they couldn't believe their eyes, others just started laughing or smiling when they saw me... I guess that's ONE good thing about yesterday. I made a lot of people happy BY THE POWER OF MOUSTACHIOS!!! :{D And now for some more old/random pictures.


Da Levsta LOVES these things, Cliff Bars. I KINDA like the peanut butter flavored one, but that's it. And yeah, that's what it's supposed to say, PEANUT BUTT-er. XD (LOL we're so immature.)


I think da Levsta said it before, but he and our dad claim themselves to be Pastafarians. So my dad painted the picture. Just click the link for more info. It's so funny. XDDDDD

Wikipedia on Pastafarians

I'll try to post here more. I MISS YOU BLOGGY. I guess that's its name now... (-0-;)