Google Meme (Yahoo! ver.)

Shino: Another meme thingy I found on a dA journal. I dunno if this is what you'd call a meme though... I don't like Google, so I'm using Yahoo! for this, k?

"Shino" seems to be some kind of paint or pottery, and a character in Naruto, .hack//G.U(and Roots) and Samurai Champloo.

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Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: Shino needs to be applied irregularly.
(Not to be mistaken and applied regularly or she will spoil whatever she is applied to.)

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: Shino looks like a drug dealer... but in a cool way...
(I GUESS that's a compliment... -o-; )

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: Shino says good-bye to him at the bridge, the camera zooms on his face.
(Wow, I'm an actress!! XD)

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: Shino wants to eat cake now...
(What? Cake for breakfast?? SURE!!! XP)

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: If Shino does manage to survive when sent to battle, you may be able to heal him.
(REZ PLOX. (X_X) )

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: Shino hates beef!
(What!? No!! It's all lies I tell you, LIIIIIIIIEEEEESSSSS!!! DX)

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: ... Shino asks and he smiles like the world has finally burst into sunshine after a rainy day.
(OH SHI-! MY EYEEEEEEES!!! D8)

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: Shino goes ballistic at this point.
(I'm like the incredible Hulk, so watch out!)

Q: Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search:
A: Shino likes to "live life to its fullest."
(fo' shizzle foo'!)

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search:
A: Shino eats a chili pepper, but spontaneously combusts.
(Aww man, not again!)

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search:
A: SHINO WEARS SHITTY SHOES.
(HEY!! D:< Oh wait, yeah, they are pretty muddy...)

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
A: Michael Shino was arrested at his home Thursday and charged with 2nd ...
(2nd what!!? 2nd degree burns!? 2nd hand smoking!? The world may never know.)