BOWAAAARGH!!!?

Levi: OMG! I'm back!? I dunno, but I'm bored to all living hell!

So I've been playing Resident Evil 4, because I just bought it a week ago, and it was TOTALLY scary at first, but I've TOOOTALLY gotten over that fear. Yeah. Ammo is so scarce though! WAAH!

Shall I kick a dog for pure comical purposes? Perhaps my kitten that loves me so? She's totally not like Q, who sucks like a thing that sucks a lot. She's a freakin' vacuum. A vacuum that sucks a lot and is so small that it can't actually pick anything up. But alas, she is still my cat, so I leave her... a boot to the head, possibly a REPUKKEN!!!

Oooooh yeah, Ace Attorney is a pimp too. I've made some funny videos with that "Objection Generator" thingy. You can have a look-see from my YouTube account on the right side of your screen that you must click on with your rat-mouse thingy that you touch every time you boot up your computer. Pervert.

Sir Markus has not given up on me, nor have I! The gracious Madam Levsta shall triumph with my kerchief waving and eyelash flapping! The love! The joy! The chocolates! Good gracious the chocolates!

Edit: WHAT THE FUCK!? Shino was somehow able to post a blog post ONE MONTH INTO THE FUTURE! The post above shall FOREVER be above all other posts... until March, I guess. Damn yankees.