Stories: Hot off the press!

Levi: So! I've got some stories to tell! Some MORE stories to tell! First off, Jessica broke up with me a few weeks back! Fun stuff. Next! I was talking to my friends Mark and Daryl, and I said some funny stuff.
By the way, Daryl said at the bottom, "SCREENSHOT!!!"
Funny stuff. Next up, my friend Amy made a piece of paper that was flashy with bright colors that read, "OMG!" on one side, and then she would flip it and the other side says, "GET OUT!" (as in like the, "Jessica broke up with Levi!? GET OUT!" not the, "Get out of my house!" kind)
So anyway, my friends were making fun of how I laugh silently, and my shoulders shake when I laugh. My other friend Brianna said, "Levi, if you had blind friends, they wouldn't know when you were laughing." SO! Amy made me a piece of paper similar to hers, but it says this:

So anyway, that's a good inside joke. Heh. Other than that, I saw "Hot Fuzz" the movie two weeks ago, and it is THE funniest movie I've seen in a LOOONG time. Me and my friend Lorien are probably gonna go see it tomorrow. We dunno though. (It was so funny I'm gonna see it again!) Oh! Amy sent me a picture of her without makeup. She normally has eyeliner, so it looks weird. You guys wouldn't know though.
I just noticed that there's a harp in the background. Did not know that. Apparently the picture was taken on Christmas, so she was too lazy to put makeup on. Yeeeep.
So, anyway, OMG! GET OUT! Like, literally, get out.