Shino: Hello! This page will have two, that's right, TWO owners. I'm Shino, the older sister.
Levi: Hey, I'm Levi (no duh), the younger brother (noted above), and I am four years younger. I am the sexiest man on this web site.
Shino: Shut up retard! No you're not! Anyways, we are half Japanese and can read, speak, and write it pretty fluently (notice the pretty, not completely, just a little).
Levi: Yes indeed. I am a little dumber at Japanese than my sister (but not at anything else). Yes, even the greatest (and sexiest) man on Earth can admit that he has his flaws.
Shino: *rolls eyes* So we'll just......um...talk about.........stuff...? On this site...?
Levi: Wonderfully said! *cheercoughhack*
Shino: Dang it Levi! Quit cutting in! ANYWAYS!!! So when we combine, we create Leno. Or Shevi, but Levi thought Leno sounded cooler, so our name is now officially Leno. Tada! Now we're done (for now *evil grin*).
Levi: Oh yes, very ebil indeed. *Even ebiler grin* (notice that I say ebil, which is somehow much more evil than just evil, because scientifically proven, the letter b creates more chaos than the letter v, and so...
Shino: *bangs Levi's head with a frying pan* Shut up! Quit your rambling! ADIEU!!!
Levi: *half dead* Udyu... *dies*
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